Humor Quote by Stephanie Perkins — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Har. Bloody. Har.”

“I mean, really. Who sends their kid to boarding school? It's so Hogwarts. Only mine doesn't have cute boy wizards or magic candy or flying lessons.”

“I'm sorry," he says.”

“Welcome to Paris, Anna. I'm glad you've come.”

“St. Clair clears his throat. 'My fiancée and I are headed out for a celebratory dessert. I'd ask you all to join us, but I don't want you there.”

“You ought to stop listening to stereotypes and start forming your own opinions.”

“You are your mother's trueborn son of Lannister.”

“No, Miss Palmer. What is bizarre is that I currently have a”

“When you choose a man who thinks eight seconds is a long time, perhaps you need two of them. Hmm?”

“Ask any guy if sex is important in a relationship and the one who says no is lying. I just haven't met that guy yet. When you meet him, let's get him in to the Smithsonian - he's that special and rare.”

“The door banged open, and Eve rushed out, flushed and mussed and still buttoning her shirt. 'It's not what you think,' she said. 'It was just—oh, okay, whatever, it was exactly what you think. Now,”

“The cow-shaped cookies have a beef flavoring, the turkey-shaped cookies have a poultry flavoring, and...”