Humor Quote by Maggie Stiefvater — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“She asked, "Okay, wait, so why is Ronan at the library?”

“Adam's response was buried in the sound of the first-story door falling open. Noah slouched in. In a wounded tone, he said, "He threw me out the window!”

“His lips tasted cool and sharp, peppermint, winter, but his hands, soft on the back of my neck, promised long days and summer and forever.”

“I want it too much," Adam said. That sentence, Ronan thought, was enough to undo all bad feeling he might have had meeting Adam's Harvard friends, all bad feeling about looking like a loser, all bad feeling about feeling stuck, all bad feeling, ever. Adam Parrish wanted him, and he wanted Adam Parrish.”

“Grace stopped in the door, dimly silhouetted by the dull gray morning light, and looked back at me, at my eyes, my mouth, my hands, in a way that made something inside me knot and unknot unbearably.”

“Sensitive," I tried.”

“No dumb bastard ever won a war by going out and dying for his country. He won it by making some other dumb bastard die for his country.”

“The wages of sin is death but so is the salary of virtue, and at least the evil get to go home early on Fridays.”

“Anyone can learn to fight. Hardly anyone learns to think.”

“He who laughs last laughs the laughiest.”

“The covers of this book are too far apart.”

“I penetrated the outer cell membrane with a nanosyringe.”