Humor Quote by Terry Pratchett — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Nothing has to be true forever. Just for long enough.”

“There was no safety. There was no pride. All there was, was money. Everything became money, and money became everything. Money treated us as if we were things, and we died.”

“We are here and it is now. The way I see it is, after that, everything tends towards guesswork.”

“I get it,' said the prisoner. 'Good Cop, Bad Cop, eh?'”

“WHAT IS IT CALLED WHEN YOU FEEL WARM AND CONTENT AND WISH THINGS WOULD STAY THAT WAY?”

“Listen, Peaches,”

“For the record, I would like to point out that it is NOT being obsessive to memorize a boy's schedule so that you can accidentally bump into him. It is called being efficient.”

“You can only be in a bad mood for so long before you have to face up to the fact that it isn't a bad mood at all; it's just your sucky personality.”

“What? It’s not my blood!”

“To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken.”

“Reading good books ruins you for enjoying bad books.”

“When you say gorgeous,” Jen started, “are we talking Brad Pitt boyish good looks, or Johnny Depp make ya want to slap somebody?” “No, we’re talking Brad and Johnny need to bow down and”