Humor Quote by Cassandra Clare — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Charlotte, darling, Henry said to his wife, who was staring at im in gape-mouthed horror. Jassamine, beside her, was wided eyed. Sorry im late. You know, i think i might nearly have the sensor working-”

“I think she just asked if she could touch my mango.”

“Emma, everyone's afraid of something. We fear things because we value them. We fear losing people because we love them. We fear dying because we value being alive. Don't wish you didn't fear anything. All that would mean is that you didn't feel anything.”

“The best lies are based on the”

“He has fought many battles with us" (Jace)”

“I don't do what I'm told, but I might do what you want if you ask me nicely.”

“By all means continue destroying my possessions. I daresay I have too many.”

“Dev-"Come in peace or leave in pieces”

“A tiger only needs three things to be comfortable. Lots of food, sleep, and…actually, no it’s just those two things.”

“You're an investigator - can't nobody find stuff out like a woman. Y'all put the police to shame, make the little investigative tricks they show on CSI and Law & Order: SVU look like counting lessons on Sesame Street.”

“In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But in practice, there is.”

“I know all those words, but that sentence makes no sense to me.”