Humor Quote by Colleen Houck — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“There are many different types of kisses. There’s a passionate kiss of farewell—like the kind Rhett gave Scarlett when he went off to war. The kiss of I-can’t-really-be-with-you-but-I-want-to-be—like with Superman and Lois Lane. There’s the first kiss—one that is gentle and hesitant, warm and vulnerable. And then there’s the kiss of possession—which was how Ren kissed me now.”

“You don’t take away my choices. You are my choice.”

“He studied my appearance carefully. “You cut your hair.” “Yes. Do you like it?” “That depends. How long is it?” I pulled a curl down and showed him it ended just past my shoulder. He grunted, “That’s still long enough, so I like it.” “Long enough for what?” “Long enough for a man to run his hands through.”

“Is it really you this time, Kells?”

“Now turn around and go to sleep. I'm warning you that I plan to sleep with you in my arms all night long.”

“His eyes drifted leisurely back up to my face and he smiled at me appreciatively, “Kelsey, when a man spends time with a beautiful woman, he needs to pace himself. I quirked my eyebrow at him and laughed. “Yeah, I’m a regular marathon alright.” He kissed my fingers. “Exactly. A wise man never sprints…in a marathon.”

“A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.”

“I figured something out," he said aloud. "The future is unpredictable.”

“The two most beautiful words in the English language are 'check enclosed.”

“I was raised right — I talk about people behind their backs. It's called manners.”

“There's some heinous fuckery goin' on mon.”

“I swear, my dear. Sometimes our conversations remind me of a broken sword.”