Humor Quote by Morrissey — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“If you must write prose or poems, the words you use should be your own. Don't plagiarize or take 'on loan'. There's always someone, somewhere, with a big nose, who knows, who'll trip you up and laugh when you fall.”

“I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour, but heaven knows I'm miserable now.”

““Now this might disturb you, but I find I'm OK by myself;”

““I can chase you, and I can catch you,”

“I still don't belong to anyone - I am mine.”

““Don't leave it all unsaid,”

“She came awake, stomach rumbling, and opened her eyes to see a plate being held right under her nose.”

“To you, I'm an atheist.”

“Librarians are the secret masters of the world. They control information. Don't ever piss one off.”

“See?" she heard Shane yell at the kitchen. "She doesn't stomp around like a cattle stampede!”

“I had fun last night," I told Patch, flicking off my chin strap and handing over my helmet. "I'm officially in love with your sheets.”

“It's so hard to believe in anything anymore. I mean, it's like, religion, you really can't take it seriously, because it seems so mythological, it seems so arbitrary...but, on the other hand, science is just pure empiricism, and by virtue of its method, it excludes metaphysics. I guess I wouldn't believe in anything anymore if it weren't for my lucky astrology mood watch.”