Humor Quote by Janet Evanovich — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I ran three miles, staggered into the lobby, and took the elevator back to my apartment. No point to overdoing this exercise junk. --Stephanie Plum”

“He [Ranger] stopped in front of my parents' house, and we both looked to the door. My mother and my grandmother were standing there, watching us.”

“I'd spent a night with Ranger a while ago, and I knew what happened when he was encouraged. Ranger knew how to make a woman want him. Ranger was magic.”

“Men drive off bridges and drink too much because of women like you.”

“If I gave you a pity position it wouldn't be in my office.”

“Either get out of bed or else take your clothes off," he said. "I'm not in the mood to compromise.”

“Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said 'I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em?”

“Blackjack," Percy said, "this is Piper and Jason. They're friends.”

“I have found out that there ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.”

“I resisted the urge to hurl my plate at him. “Of course not, Ian. It’s just that normally at this hour, Bones and I are fucking like rabbits, so I get twitchy when I have to wait for him to climb aboard.”

“I don't have a lot of domestic instincts," Ranger said to me, his attention fixing on the unidentifiable glob in my hair, "but I have a real strong urge to take you home and hose you down.”

“You know how hard it is to feel like an extreme falcon-headed combat machine when somebody calls you "chicken man"?”