Humor Quote by Richelle Mead — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Those words, that voice, had more power over me than any phantom ever could.”

“Sydney spent a lot of time on my bed these days.”

“Ah, well,ʺ said Abe, idly studying his fingertips. ʺI have it on good authority thereʹs going to be a new ‘gateʹ opening up soon over on the south side of the wall.”

“Of course, now I had the problem of communicating what I needed. Marlen was still beating on the door, and Dimitri would be up in a couple of minutes. I glared at the human, hoping I looked terrifying. From his expression, I did. I attempted the caveman talk I had with Inna...only this time the message was a little harder.”

“Vampires. Honestly, they're like children sometimes.”

“Piece of Heaven?”

“You must admit I have a right to live in a pigsty if I want.”

“If Marilyn Monroe was alive right now, what would she be doing?'”

“A friend is someone who knows where all your bodies are buried. Because they're the ones who helped you put them there.”

“You are speaking of my future lover. Be more respectful.”

“Books can also provoke emotions. And emotions sometimes are even more troublesome than ideas. Emotions have led people to do all sorts of things they later regret-like, oh, throwing a book at someone else.”

“Now this might disturb you, but I find I'm OK by myself;”