Humor Quote by Richelle Mead — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“From behind Lissa, I heard Christian say, "Worst. Timing. Ever." Adrian studied Lissa and then looked at Christain sprawling on the bed on the far side of the suite.”

“Things die. But they don't always stay dead. Believe me, I know.”

“Things on the essential list: vodka, Nine Inch Nails, a steady supply of mortal men, and an all-purpose bitchy attitude.”

“Sex had been amazing, but it wasn't a magical cure for everything. Damn. Somewhere along the way, I'd picked up common sense.”

“You did not just say that. I have a feeling we're on the verge of hugging and coming up with cute nicknames for each other.”

“Do not do that again," he said stiffly.”

“...I doubt very seriously whether anyone will hire me.'”

“People are sheep. TV is the shepherd.”

“How do you tell the psychiatrists from the patients in the hospital?”

“Nix to Declan:”

“Literary detection and firearms don't really go hand in hand; pen mighter than the sword and so forth.”

“God, I love a man who reads”