Humor Quote by Derek Landy — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“They might be kittens," she said hopefully.”

“The fact is that we have no way of knowing if the person who we”

“tanith: have you called the police?”

“You look angry," he said.”

“Still, he figured, sometimes you've got to do what you've got to do, and then sometimes you've just got to run like hell after it's done.”

“You have no idea about presents or what they mean. The last”

“So many things to see, people to do.”

“Until a man is twenty-five, he still thinks, every so often, that under the right circumstances he could be the baddest motherfucker in the world. If I moved to a martial-arts monastery in China and studied real hard for ten years. If my family was wiped out by Colombian drug dealers and I swore myself to revenge. If I got a fatal disease, had one year to live, and devoted it to wiping out street crime. If I just dropped out and devoted my life to being bad.”

“A melancholy-looking man, he had the appearance of one who has searched for the leak in life's gas-pipe with a lighted candle.”

“Granny was an old-fashioned witch. She didn’t do good for people, she did right by them.”

“You humans, always eating. I'll make you soup. You can eat it while you keep working." Myrnin set aside his book and walked into the back of the lab.”

“The true New Yorker secretly believes that people living anywhere else have to be, in some sense, kidding.”