Humor Quote by Michael Grant — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Quinn sat back down. He leaned forward, elbows on knees. "Man, don't you remember taking tests in school? Multiple choice: A, B, C, D, or E, all of the above.”

“Brianna dropped the skateboard in front of Sam. “Don’t worry: I won’t let you fall off.”

“A man without pleasure is a man without any idea what life is about”

“I had a polynomial once. My doctor removed it.”

“We do need a system, and we do need you and your 'Bertos, and sometimes we need Sam to just come along and kick some ass. - Quinn”

“Have you made any other friends since we've been here?”

“Do you know the difference between education and experience? Education is when you read the fine print; experience is what you get when you don't.”

“I love writing, but hate starting. The page is awfully white and it says, 'You may have fooled some of the people some of the time but those days are over, Giftless. I'm not your agent and I'm not your mommy: I'm a white piece of paper. You wanna dance with me?' and I really, really don't. I'll go peaceable-like.”

“See? Injustice. Here we are, risking our lives to rescue Kai and this whole planet, and Adri and Pearl get to go to the royal wedding. I’m disgusted. I hope they spill soy sauce on their fancy dresses.”

“I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.”

“I am not really breaking any rules. Charlie said I could never take another step through the door again... I came in through the window... Still, the intent was clear," said Edward.”