Humor Quote by Julie Kagawa — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“It is the iron." Grimalkin picked his way over a puddle, then leaped atop a fallen tree, shaking out his paws."This close to the false king's realm, his influence is stronger that ever. It will be worse once you are actually within its borders.”

“Now we're going to save a bunch of dirty meatsacks from a bunch of dirty cannibals? Why don't we rescue some orphaned kittens and put food out for stray puppies while we're at it?”

“Oh, goodie," Puck said as I stepped forward. "I'm going to have a rash in the most uncomfortable places.”

““You think I don’t know pain?” Puck shook his head at me. “Or loss? I’ve been around a lot longer than you, prince! I know what love is, and I’ve lost”

“Oh that looked painful," called another Puck, a little farther down. "We really need to talk about your anger-management problems.”

“Who knows what goes on in the mind of a cat?”

“The trouble with being a god is that you've got no one to pray to.”

“Tyrion let the eunuch help him mount. "Lord Varys," he said from the saddle, "sometimes I feel as though you are the best friend I have in King's Landing and sometimes I feel you are my worst enemy.”

“Carpe Scrotum. Seize life by the testicles”

“The only French word I know is oui, which means “yes,” and only recently did I learn it’s spelled o-​u-​i and not w-​e-​e.”

“Leo: I'm almost out of gas! Woah, that came out wrong. I meant the burning kind!”

“Jeez, Hazel," Percy said, "tell your horse to watch his language.”