Humor Quote by Rick Riordan — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Oh, Hazel is awesome," Don Said. "She's so nice! All the other campers are like 'Go away Don.' But she's like 'Please go away, Don.' I love her!”

“The meeting was like a war council with donuts. Then again, back at Camp Half-Blood they used to have their most serious discussions around the Ping-Pong table in the rec room with crackers and Cheez Whiz, so Percy felt right at home.”

“Right," Sadie said. "And Set will just stand there calmly while I read him to death.”

“Deadlines just aren't real to me until I'm staring one in the face.”

“I turned to Dionysus. "You cured him?”

“I'm calm," Rachel insisted. "Every time I'm around you, some monsters attack us. What's to be nervous about?”

“FABLEHAVEN: None who enter will leave unchanged. Trespassers will be turned to stone.”

“I can't abide people who go soft over animals and then cheat every human they come across!”

“It took teams of LEP warlocks to slow down time for a few hours; the magic required to open a door to the tunnel was stupendous. It would be easier to shoot down the moon.”

“Her name is Brienne," Jaime said. "Brienne, the maid of Tarth. You”

“It wasn’t until I’d walked halfway across the parking lot that I realized: 1. I wasn’t wearing shoes.”

“A horse must be a bit mad to be a good cavalry mount, and its rider must be completely so.”