Humor Quote by Mae West — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.”

“Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.”

“I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.”

“Goodness had nothing to do with it.”

“She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.”

“Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.”

“Don't be stupid, it's a flying house!”

“It's probably a bad indicator of your lifestyle when you miss your ex-boyfriend because he's absolutely lethal.”

“How did you-”

“Call me sentimental, but there's no-one in the world that I'd like to see get dysentery more than you”

“But we're going to smile and pretend we're fine with the dorky birthmas gifts because people do not get that they can't mush a birthday into christmas.”

“I didn't know that idiocy caused people to just start spontaneously bleeding from the nose.”