Humor Quote by Mae West — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“It's not the men in your life that matters, it's the life in your men.”

“I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.”

“I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.”

“You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”

“She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.”

“I see you're a man with ideals. I better be going before you've still got them.”

“The reason for the unreason with which you treat my reason , so weakens my reason that with reason I complain of your beauty.”

“Georgie, stop trying to resurrect the shoes. They were never alive in the first place.”

“He had a bleeding cut on his leg and he smelled like shit.”

“I turned to Dionysus. "You cured him?”

“Then there were the shabti, magical figurines that were supposed to come to life when summoned. A few months ago, I’d fallen for a girl named Zia Rashid, who’d turned out to be a shabti. Falling in love for the first time had been hard enough. But when the girl you like turns out to be ceramic and cracks to pieces before your eyes—well, it gives “breaking your heart” a new meaning.”

“I love you above all things, even pie.”