Humor Quote by Rick Riordan — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Kronos would be 10 times more powerful. His very presence would incinerate you. And once he achieves this he will empower the other Titans. They are weak, compared to what they soon will become, unless you can stop them, the world will fall, the gods will die, and I will never achieve a perfect score on this stupid machine.”

“Humor was a good way to hide the pain.”

“It's hard to enjoy practical jokes when your whole life feels like one.”

“We’re fine.’”

“Leo couldn't help smiling. "That could be fun.”

“Sometimes wisdom came from strange places, even from giant teenaged goldfish.”

“Hey, our hair's the same color," I said, eying us side by side in the mirror.”

“Basically, everyone thinks--knows--how sweet I am.”

“Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.”

“Yes, the long war on Christianity. I pray that one day we may live in an America where Christians can worship freely! In broad daylight! Openly wearing the symbols of their religion... perhaps around their necks? And maybe -- dare I dream it? -- maybe one day there can be an openly Christian President. Or, perhaps, 43 of them. Consecutively.”

“Humor keeps us alive. Humor and food. Don't forget food. You can go a week without laughing.”

“Jace snorted so loudly that she turned on him with a frown. He wiggled his mud-caked fingers at her. His nails were black crescents. "Filthy inside and out.”