Humor Quote by Cassandra Clare — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Why are we bringing him along, again?" Will inquired, of the world in general as well as his sister.”

“I don't want to be a man," said Jace. "I want to be an angst-ridden teenager who can't confront his own inner demons and takes it out verbally on other people instead.”

“I'm seven hundred years old, Alexander. I know when something isn't going to work. You won't even admit I exist to your parents.”

“What's this?" he demanded, looking from Clary to his companions, as if they might know what she was doing there.”

“Then why are you here?” Emma demanded. “Oh, is this one of those missed-connections things? We met the other night, you felt a spark? Sorry, but I don’t date trees.”

“We are Nephilim; we fight our own battles.”

“I've never created a riot before. I did cause a brawl at the last formal. A large number of young women there actually arrived with the expectation of seducing me into matrimony, and a couple of their mothers came to blows. It was hilari—I mean, dreadful. Simply dreadful.”

“Must be weird for you, having your mom here.”

“Do you ever think if people heard our conversations they'd lock us up?”

“Holmes and Watson are on a camping trip. In the middle of the night Holmes wakes up and gives Dr. Watson a nudge. "Watson" he says, "look up in the sky and tell me what you see.”

“All sins are forgiven once you start making a lot of money.”

“If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?”