Humor Quote by P.C. Cast — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Your as slow as a fat kid on crutches”

“See with your soul and not your eyes”

“Here's a newsflash from the only High Preistess you have left at this dang school: Zoey isn't dead. And believe me, I know dead. I've been there, done that, and got the frickin' T-shirt." - Stevie Rae”

“Becky Renee Apple - can you believe her mom named her that and then had all of her sweaters monogramed with 'BRA'?”

“Hades was the personification of dark and dangerous--a living, breathing Batman.”

“Last time I saw you, I said that it hurt too much to love you. But I was wrong about that. The truth is it hurts too much not to love you.”

“Just wait until he figures out I shut him out of his slut hut.”

“You totally just outed us to the criminals.”

“I'm the Super-sized McShizzle, man!" Leo said. "I'm Leo Valdez, bad boy supreme. And the ladies”

“I used to think anyone doing anything weird was weird. Now I know that it is the people that call others weird that are weird.”

“You'd be surprised how many people in the modern age no longer fear zombies as much as teletubies.”

“Percy was getting tired of water.”