Humor Quote by Rick Riordan — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“The meeting was like a war council with donuts. Then again, back at Camp Half-Blood they used to have their most serious discussions around the Ping-Pong table in the rec room with crackers and Cheez Whiz, so Percy felt right at home.”

“Deadlines just aren't real to me until I'm staring one in the face.”

“Rachel: You're a half-blood, too?”

“Frank didn’t drop you on purpose,” she said. “He’s not like that. He’s just a little clumsy sometimes.”

“He turned to Frank who was trying to pull his fingers out of the Chinese handcuffs…”

“I'm the Super-sized McShizzle, man!" Leo said. "I'm Leo Valdez, bad boy supreme. And the ladies”

“Molly: So how do you think of Bryce Hamilton crowd so far? Boys hot enough for you?”

“When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.”

“You sneaked into my cabin?”

“[Myrnin to Claire about their costumes of Pierrot and Harlequin, respectively]”

“Two things that matter to me. Emotional resonance and rocket launchers.”

“If something is going to happen to me, I want to be there.”