Humor Quote by Anne Bishop — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“The cow-shaped cookies have a beef flavoring, the turkey-shaped cookies have a poultry flavoring, and...”

“The Dimwit's Guide to the Female Mind might assist your efforts in understanding human females. But it must be pointed out that this subject can be a dangerous adventure and should be undertaken with extreme caution. After all, human males have been trying to understand their females for generations, and most of the time they come away from these encounters looking like someone stuck their tails into an electric socket.”

“Some men die for lack of love…some die because of it. Think about it.”

“Do you always ask me the same questions you ask him?”

“People who entered the Courtyard without an invitation were just plain crazy! Wolves were big and scary and so fluffy, how could anyone resist hugging one just to feel all that fur?”

“She's magic, Cassandra. A single flower blooming in an endless desert.”

“There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language, but I could never string enough words together to properly express how much I want to hit you with a chair." (Alexander Hamilton, to Thomas Jefferson)”

“Everytime I read 'Pride and Prejudice' I want to dig her up and beat her over the skull with her own shin-bone.”

“I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.”

“I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.”

“The baby bat”

“Life is tough, then you die.”