Humor Quote by George Burns — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.”

“Money is the root of all evil.' Then we hear, 'A fool and his money are soon parted.' What are they talking about? If money is so evil, shouldn't it be, 'A wise man and his money are soon parted'? And another thing, how does a fool get money in the first place? I know some fools who have a lot of money, but they won't tell me how they got it, and I won't tell them.”

“Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.”

“I have gone temporarily deaf and haven't any idea what you said, Harry.”

“Money isn't everything...but it ranks right up there with oxygen.”

“But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.”

“You can have everything in the world, but if you don't have love, none of it means crap," he said promptly. "Love is patient. Love is kind. Love always forgives, trusts, supports, and endures. Love never fails. When every star in the heavens grows cold, and when silence lies once more on the face of the deep, three things will endure: faith, hope, and love.”

“As with most of life's problems, this one can be solved by a box of pure radiation.”

“Home is where, when you go there and tell people to get out, they have to leave.”