Humor Quote by Rick Riordan — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Afterward, I had the last laugh. I made an air bubble at the bottom of the lake. Our friends kept waiting for us to come up, but hey-when you are the son of Poseidon, you don't have to hurry. And it was pretty much the best underwater kiss of all time.”

“It was beautiful in a harsh I'm-going-to-gut-you-like-a-fish kind of way.”

“Wow. When he started looking back on the war with Kronos as the good old days--that was sad.”

“Grover wore his fake feet and his pants to pass as human. He wore a green rasta-style cap, because when it rained his curly hair flattened and you could just see the tips of his horns. His bright orange backpack was full of scrap metal and apples to snack on. In his pocket was a set of reed pipes his daddy goat had carved for him, even though he only knew two songs: Mozart's Piano Concerto no. 12 and Hilary Duff's "So Yesterday," both of which sounded pretty bad on reed pipes.”

“This is Annabeth,” Jason said. “Uh, normally she doesn't judo-flip people.”

“Leo: I'm almost out of gas! Woah, that came out wrong. I meant the burning kind!”

“Most men don't seem to get that telling a pissed-off woman to calm down is like throwing gunpowder on a fire.”

“You know what would help?" I asked, not meeting his eyes.”

“When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their paddles”

“I have never voted in my life... I have always known and understood that the idiots are in a majority so it's certain they will win.”

“Oh, I can't help quoting you, because everything that you said rings true.”

“Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.”