Humor Quote by Gail Carriger — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Well, my love,” said Alexia with prodigious daring to Lord Maccon, “shall we?” The earl started to move forward and then stopped abruptly and looked down at her, not moving at all. “Am I?”

“I never gossip. I observe. And then relay my observations to practically everyone.”

“Faith was enjoying her evening, the looming presence of Major Channing notwithstanding. He seemed to swoop in at odd times, presenting her with a glass of punch or distracting her from her conversation by glowering fiercely. She noticed that if she paid any one gentleman too much attention for too long a time, the major would make himself known. Then he would disappear and ignore her once more.”

“The ill-informed masses included her own family among their ranks, a family that specialized in being both inconvenient and asinine.”

“She filed the image away as an excellent and insulting question to ask the earl at an utterly inappropriate future moment.”

“My”

“Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.”

“I sheathed my blade and glared at him. "And here I almost thought you weren't a complete bastard.”

“Are you guys busy?" Juniper asked.”

“When someone tells you somebody’s been murdered, laughing is probably not the best response. You know, for future reference.”

“The last time I wore an animal hide; but this time I settled for this." Eric had been wearing a long trench coat. Now he threw it off dramatically, and I could only stand and stare. Normally, Eric was a blue-jeans-and-T-shirt kind of guy. Tonight, he wore a pink tank top and Lycra leggings[...]They were pink and aqua, like the swirls down the side of Jason's truck.”

“But Gideon was experiencing one powerful emotion: being sick of everyone’s shit.”