Humor Quote by Terry Pratchett — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Haven’t you got any romance in your soul?’ said Magrat plaintively.”

“Oh yes? Can you identify yourself?”

“Things that try to look like things often do look more like things than things.”

“In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of the”

“I get it,' said the prisoner. 'Good Cop, Bad Cop, eh?'”

“We who think we are about to die will laugh at anything.”

“Humm humm haaa. Rahmumm humm haaaa," intoned Opal, finishing her chant. "Peace be inside me, tolerance all around me, forgiveness in my path. Now, Mervall, show me where the filthy human is so that I may feed him his organs.”

“You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.”

“I'd never met coffee that wasn't wonderful. It was just a matter of how”

“So be sure when you step, Step with care and great tact. And remember that life's A Great Balancing Act. And will you succeed? Yes! You will, indeed! (98 and ¾ percent guaranteed) Kid, you'll move mountains.”

“An untied shoelace can be dangerous,' he said.”

“The man once wrote:”