Humor Quote by Karl Lagerfeld — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“When people want to be liked for what they did, they should stop.”

“Sweatpants are a sign of defeat. You lost control of your life so you bought some sweatpants.”

“Stuff your brain with knowledge.”

“Don’t sacrifice yourself too much, because if you sacrifice too much there’s nothing else you can give and nobody will care for you.”

“In a meat-eating world, wearing leather for shoes and even clothes, the discussion of fur is childish.”

“People who say that yesterday was better than today are ultimately devaluing their own existence.”

“Yeah, I get it; you're a vampire," she said. "Creepy. And okay, a little hot, I admit.”

“We were just looking at maps...”

“We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.”

“Katsa and Po were trying to drown each other and, judging from their hoots of laughter, enjoying it immensely.”

“Women don't want all that. Women just want a partner who is considerate and attentive, who will spoon with them while reciting Keats, and feed them organic yogurt by candlelight on a seaside cliff at sunset.”

“A dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest.”