Humor Quote by Katie McGarry — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Hearsay, even from the people I love, doesn't equate to gospel truth.”

“This doesn’t mean anything,” Haley whispers as she reaches up and pulls at the Velcro of my glove.”

“I'm in love with you”

“People can do great things. However, there are some things they just CAN'T do. I, for instance, have not been able to transform myself into a Popsicle, despite years of effort.”

“good girls go to heaven and bad girls go everywhere”

“I’d have been dead a long time ago if not for my friends, one of whom had just jumped off the cliff after me.”

“Just about everything in this world is easier said than done, with the exception of "systematically assisting Sisyphus's stealthy, cyst-susceptible sister," which is easier done than said.”

“You know what would help?" I asked, not meeting his eyes.”

“No, Miss Palmer. What is bizarre is that I currently have a”