Humor Quote by Kresley Cole — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“What’s your favorite place to visit?” He absently answered, “Wherever you are.”

“I hope they're in town. I want to face them!” Regin stood and brandished one of the two swords that she usually wore in sheaths crisscrossed on her back in addition to the dagger sheath she customarily wore on her forearm. "I'll lunch on their balls!”

“She'd thought there was no greater connection than destiny decreeing them joined. But there was - the choice they'd made to love each other.”

“I said alone!”

“Was it just her, or did lovers look more adoringly at each other in this city? Especially in the springtime.”

“Darwin says people like you need to die.” (Carrow)”

“Every instinct that is found in any man is in all men. The strength of the emotion may not be so overpowering, the barriers against possession not so insurmountable, the urge to accomplish the desire less keen. With some, inhibitions and urges may be neutralized by other tendencies. But with every being the primal emotions are there. All men have an emotion to kill; when they strongly dislike some one they involuntarily wish he was dead. I have never killed any one, but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction.”

“People say, 'I'm going to sleep now,' as if it were nothing. But it's really a bizarre activity. 'For the next several hours, while the sun is gone, I'm going to become unconscious, temporarily losing command over everything I know and understand. When the sun returns, I will resume my life.'”

“Wow. When he started looking back on the war with Kronos as the good old days--that was sad.”

“Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.”

“My experience in Amsterdam is that cyclists ride where the hell they like and aim in a state of rage at all pedestrians while ringing their bell loudly, the concept of avoiding people being foreign to them.”