Humor Quote by Derek Landy — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“They might be kittens," she said hopefully.”

“We're not retreating, we're advancing in reverse.' --Skulduggery Pleasant”

“The fact is that we have no way of knowing if the person who we”

“They say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit," Valkyrie said.”

“Plans are invitation to disappointment.”

“Still, he figured, sometimes you've got to do what you've got to do, and then sometimes you've just got to run like hell after it's done.”

“You want sensitive and understanding, stick with the therapist.You want great,”

“To err is human, to purr is feline.”

“Yeah. Floyd is his batman.”

“This was not a fairy-tale castle and there was no such thing as a fairy-tale ending, but sometimes you could threaten to kick the handsome prince in the ham-and-eggs.”

“No one in the world gets what they want and that is beautiful.”

“What’s this”