Humor Quote by Derek Landy — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Gordon Edgley's sudden death came as a shock to everyone - not least himself. One moment he was in his study, seven words into the twenty-fifth sentence of the final chapter of his new book,”

“They might be kittens," she said hopefully.”

“tanith: have you called the police?”

“An untied shoelace can be dangerous,' he said.”

“They say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit," Valkyrie said.”

“The fact is that we have no way of knowing if the person who we”

“A good night sleep, or a ten minute bawl, or a pint of chocolate ice cream, or all three together, is good medicine.”

“Hale." Kat sighed. "The headmaster's car? Really? That's not to cliched for you?”

“In the long second before everyone absorbs what just happened, I see the angel rolling his eyes heavenward, like a teenager in the presence of overwhelming lameness. Some people just have no sense of gratitude.”

“It may help to understand human affairs to be clear that most of the great triumphs and tragedies of history are caused, not by people being fundamentally good or fundamentally bad, but by people being fundamentally people.”

“This is your copy of”

“When did you become a woman?"-Hatori”