Humor Quote by Jennifer Crusie — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“His sentences didn't seem to have any verbs, which was par for a politician. All nouns, no action.”

“Emilio appeared with wine before Cal could say anything, and Min beamed at him, grateful for the rescue. "Emilio, my darling. I forgot to mention cake boxes. Two hundred cake boxes.”

“Bet you ten bucks we make it.”

“He loved her all he could; but he couldn't love her very much.”

“I could shove this swizzle stick through his heart, Min thought. She wouldn’t do it, of course. The stick was plastic and not nearly pointed enough on the end. Also people didn’t do things like that in Southern Ohio. A sawed-off shotgun, that was the ticket.”

“Hostility," Cal said. "It's deja vu all over again. How's your head?" "The pain comes and goes," Min said. "And then there are the voices.”

“1492. As children we were taught to memorize this year with pride and joy as the year people began living full and imaginative lives on the continent of North America. Actually, people had been living full and imaginative lives on the continent of North America for hundreds of years before that. 1492 was simply the year sea pirates began to rob, cheat, and kill them.”

“How do I define history? It's just one fucking thing after another”

“If you're horrible to me, I'm going to write a song about it, and you won't like it. That's how I operate.”

“If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn’t have a job if he was any smarter.”

“Above all, if what you've done is stupid, but it works, it ain't stupid.”

“Humanity takes itself too seriously. It is the world's original sin. If the cave-man had known how to laugh, History would have been different.”