Romance Quote by Jennifer Crusie — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“What i'm trying to tell you," Min said, "is that im going to grow up to be one of those chubby old ladies. It's in my genes. Like self raising flour. i'm going to pouf.”

“You want sensitive and understanding, stick with the therapist.You want great,”

“His sentences didn't seem to have any verbs, which was par for a politician. All nouns, no action.”

“Emilio appeared with wine before Cal could say anything, and Min beamed at him, grateful for the rescue. "Emilio, my darling. I forgot to mention cake boxes. Two hundred cake boxes.”

“Bet you ten bucks we make it.”

“Heartache often drives us to consume things we wouldn't otherwise, such as an entire pint of Caramel Pecan Perfection high-fat ice cream, covered in ganache, the crack cocaine of frozed dairy. Twelve hundred calories per pint, six hundred and eighty of which are fat calories, but is only dulls the pain for the moment, there's that carb fog while you're standing at the sink shoving it in your face, and then it's over and you feel...used. Like a cheap pickup the Dove people seduced and abandoned in your kitchen, leaving you with sticky hands and an empty cup and a still-broken heart, except now you're mad at Dove, too.”

“Things work out the way they're meant to”

“... fantasy is not practice for what is real—fantasy is the opiate of women.”

“I had this daft idea to come and bury the past. Except the past is not quite dead.”

“You are, I think, an evening star,”

“Ranger locked eyes with me. "Please," he said.”

“You must be a rich man," she said. "Not much of a warrior, though. You keep letting me sneak up on you.”