Humor Quote by J.R. Ward — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Whoa. Fangs. She had fangs.”

“There aren't any syringes." Red Sox came over and held a sterile pack out. When she tried to take it from him, he kept a grip on the thing. "I know you'll use this wisely.”

“Gimme an S! A T! An O! A C! Followed by a K-H-O-L-M! What's it spell? HEAD FUCK.”

“Terrific. A bisexual dominant vampire with kidnapping expertise.”

“Love, he realized, was like the daggers he made in his forge: When you first got one it was shiny and new and the blade glinted bright in the light. Holding it against your palm, you were full of optimism for what it would be like in the field, and you couldn't wait to try it out. Except those first couple of nights out were usually awkward as you got used to it and it got used to you.”

“You're such a pain in the ass. (Butch)”

“Must be weird for you, having your mom here.”

“A perfect person is easy to love. But when somebody likes all your imperfections, well, that's when you know they really mean it.”

“Mrs. Spence picks up a roll of toilet paper from the counter and scrunches her nose.”

“What is it with you today?” says Christina on the way to breakfast. Her eyes are still”

“In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.”

“Ah, Signor Halt,' he said uncertainly, 'you are making a joke, yes?'”