Truth Quote by Jon Stewart — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“You have to remember one thing about the will of the people: it wasn't that long ago that we were swept away by the Macarena.”

“Yes, the long war on Christianity. I pray that one day we may live in an America where Christians can worship freely! In broad daylight! Openly wearing the symbols of their religion... perhaps around their necks? And maybe -- dare I dream it? -- maybe one day there can be an openly Christian President. Or, perhaps, 43 of them. Consecutively.”

“Get there early because hope does not park your mother-fucking car.”

“The internet is just a world passing notes around a classroom.”

“Yes, reason has been a part of organized religion, ever since two nudists took dietary advice from a talking snake.”

“I am not bound to win, but I am bound to be true. I am not bound to”

“They're so broke that they've actually cut essential services. In many places, they've cut policemen, because, who the fuck needs them? Or firemen, son of a bitch, it's much more fun watching something burn down.”

“It's easier to fake it. When you fake it for sixteen years, it becomes part of you, something you don't think about.”

“The truth sticks in our throats with all the sauces it is served with: it will never go down until we take it without any sauce at all.”

“People think that a liar gains a victory over his victim. What I’ve learned is that a lie is an act of self-abdication, because one surrenders one’s reality to the person to whom one lies, making that person one’s master, condemning oneself from then on to faking the sort of reality that person’s view requires to be faked…The man who lies to the world, is the world’s slave from then on…There are no white lies, there is only the blackest of destruction, and a white lie is the blackest of all.”