Humor Quote by Jon Stewart — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“If we amplify everything, we hear nothing.”

“Yes, the long war on Christianity. I pray that one day we may live in an America where Christians can worship freely! In broad daylight! Openly wearing the symbols of their religion... perhaps around their necks? And maybe -- dare I dream it? -- maybe one day there can be an openly Christian President. Or, perhaps, 43 of them. Consecutively.”

“Get there early because hope does not park your mother-fucking car.”

“You have to remember one thing about the will of the people: it wasn't that long ago that we were swept away by the Macarena.”

“The internet is just a world passing notes around a classroom.”

“This book is dedicated to the voices inside my head, the most remarkable of my friends.”

“Jesus!" Luke exclaimed.”

“I knew you were crazy, but I didn't realize that you were out of your goddamned mind!!”

“Do you realize how hard it is to keep your mind clear when somebody’s telling you to keep your mind clear?”

“I sheathed my blade and glared at him. "And here I almost thought you weren't a complete bastard.”

“Was he a good kisser, Ms. Lane?” Barrons asked, watching me carefully.”