Life Lessons Quote by Groucho Marx — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Before I speak, I have something important to say.”

“If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.”

“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”

“One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I'll never know.”

“The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.”

“I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER.”

“Move at a pace that can help you scale the highest mountains, no matter how long it takes”

“If you don't know what you want, you'll never find it.”

“Success is not measured by the number of rands you have, but by the extent of peace you have, whether you have more or fewer rands in your pocket.”

“I am 1324512000 seconds old. In the cosmic blink of an eye, I will become once again cosmic dust.”

“Beyond the closed door, you should be willing to explore the possibility of other doors opening for you.”

“Beyond that closed door, you can still experience the infinite mercies of the Lord.”