Death Quote by Woody Allen — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.”

“I took a speed-reading course and read”

“I hate reality but it's still the best place to get a good steak.”

“I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict, at the time.”

“If Jesus came back and saw what was being done in his name, he'd never stop throwing up.”

“You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.”

“For some folks death is release, and for others death is an abomination, a terrible thing. But in the end, I'm there for all of them.”

“If I were a lesbian, I’d probably be one of those lipstick lesbians, which I of course had in my pocket for touch-ups later.”

“All death reminds us that nothing is promised, only that life was worth it.”

“Together, they would watch everything that was so carefully planned collapse, and they would smile at the beauty of destruction.”

“The dead do not harm us, only the alive.”

“We know about the wildlife for God’s sake!” screamed Aideen. “We’re being attacked by a feckin’ pack of chimpanzees right now! Get us out of here!”