Love Quotes Quote by Woody Allen — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“You rely too much on brain. The brain is the most overrated organ.”

“If Jesus came back and saw what was being done in his name, he'd never stop throwing up.”

“I took a test in Existentialism. I left all the answers blank and got 100.”

“I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict, at the time.”

“I can't do anything to death, doctor's orders.”

“Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.”

“When I watch you sleep," he said shakily, "I feel overwhelmed that you exist.”

“His eyes are open, watching my flushed face, my ragged breathing. I try to stop myself from making embarrassing noises. It’s more intimate than the way he’s touching me, to be looked at like that. I hate that he knows what he’s doing and I don’t. I hate being vulnerable. I hate that I throw my head back, baring my throat. I hate the way I cling to him, the nails of one hand digging into his back, my thoughts splintering, and the single last thing in my head: that I like him better than I’ve ever liked anyone and that of all the things he’s ever done to me, making me like him so much is by far the worst.”

“Love is a better master than duty.”

“I don't understand the point of being together if you're not the happiest.”

““Autumn is the hardest season. The leaves are all falling, and they're falling like”

“Happiness is the china shop; love is the bull.”