“Fat jokes aren't relevant, but they're hilarious when you find them.” — Joan Rivers Quote

“Fat jokes aren't relevant, but they're hilarious when you find them.”

“Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.'.”

“I'm always shocked when I get an invitation. People are always shocked when they see me at a party.”

“Normal people with normal problems can be hilarious.”

“I think Noah Hawley's writing is hilarious, and I love a good dark joke.”

“I think it's funny when people, they try to imitate the 'Chandelier' video. I think it's hilarious.”