“I'm one of those people that picks up the remote control and just keep...” — Gilbert Gottfried Quote

“I'm one of those people that picks up the remote control and just keep hitting constantly, even if I like the show I'm watching.”

“I'm one of those people, in any country I'm in, if somebody could just put me in a car or a bus, I'll look out the window and say, 'OK, there's the Tower of London, there's Buckingham Palace, there's Big Ben,' and if it all takes about five minutes, perfect. I've seen all of it and I can go home.”

“I'm a very anti-vacation person. Because I'm always getting on planes for work, to me, a vacation is when I don't have to get on a plane.”

“It's just skating, and you're going to have a couple of mistakes. Even in practice, you're not hitting 100%.”

“Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.”

“The good kind of spin - backspin - comes from hitting the ball cleanly, then making a divot after impact.”