Humor Quote by John Callahan — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I am ever a gentle maiden," she shouted. "Damn if I'm not.”

“It’s no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then.”

“If I owned Texas and Hell, I would rent out Texas and live in Hell”

“HUMAN BEINGS MAKE LIFE SO INTERESTING. DO YOU KNOW, THAT IN A UNIVERSE SO FULL OF WONDERS, THEY HAVE MANAGED TO INVENT BOREDOM. (Death)”

“You deal with mythological stuff for a few years, you learn that paradises are usually places where you get killed.”

“You backbiting, poisonous, treacherous, deceitful, wicked,”