Humor Quote by Albert Einstein — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Great ideas often receive violent opposition from mediocre minds.”

“Life isn't worth living, unless it is lived for someone else.”

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”

“A man should look for what is, and not for what he thinks should be.”

“Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow.”

“When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.”

“Making love to me is amazing. Wait, I meant: making love, to me, is amazing. The absence of two little commas nearly transformed me into a sex god.”

“Jace shook his blond head in exasperation.”

“And Mega has a crush on Chester.”

“But you can't stay with people because of guilt. Or because they can drive a speedboat.”

“This is me.’" He handed her the precious scrap of paper. ‘Call me or I’ll call you, but one of us will call, yes? What I mean is it’s not a competition. You don’t lose if you phone first.”

“Disagreements over money are the biggest cause of divorce.”