Humor Quote by A.A. Milne — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Think, think, think.”

“Always watch where you are going. Otherwise, you may step on a piece of the Forest that was left out by mistake.”

““How do you spell 'love'?" - Piglet”

“I might have known,” said Eeyore. “After all, one can’t complain. I have my friends. Somebody spoke to me only yesterday. And was it last week or the week before that Rabbit bumped into me and said ‘Bother!’. The Social Round. Always something going on.”

“Pooh," said Rabbit kindly, "you haven't any brain.”

“But Piglet is so small that he slips into a pocket, where it is very comfortable to feel him when you are not quite sure whether twice seven is twelve or twenty-two.”

“Jace suggested that the cast of "Gilligan's Island" could go do something anatomically unlikely with themselves.”

“Can you squeeze me”

“It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets.”

“A horse must be a bit mad to be a good cavalry mount, and its rider must be completely so.”

“You cannot see what I see because you see what you see. You cannot know what I know because you know what you know. What I see and what I know cannot be added to what you see and what you know because they are not of the same kind. Neither can it replace what you see and what you know, because that would be to replace you yourself.”

“I adore Wilkie Collins,” Tessa cried. “Oh—Armadale! And The Woman in White …”