Humor Quote by Mae West — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“He who hesitates is a damned fool.”

“You are never too old to become younger!”

“Goodness had nothing to do with it.”

“I see you're a man with ideals. I better be going before you've still got them.”

“I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.”

“It's not the men in your life that matters, it's the life in your men.”

“Writer’s block is only a failure of the ego.”

“Women don't want all that. Women just want a partner who is considerate and attentive, who will spoon with them while reciting Keats, and feed them organic yogurt by candlelight on a seaside cliff at sunset.”

“Maybe the cat has fallen into the stew, or the lettuce has frozen, or the cake has collapsed.”

“Whenever I get that sad, depressed feeling, I go out and kill a policeman.”

“We need to gather everyone we can.”

“Linh Cinder. Such a pleasure. My master has spoken so highly of you.”