Humor Quote by Cassandra Clare — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“The cord pulled taut and she rebounded, flying back up before falling again. As her velocity slowed, she opened her eyes and found herself dangling at the end of the cord, about five feet above Jace. He was grinning.”

“I have a high pain threshold. In fact, it's more of a large and tastfully decorated foyer than a threshold. But I do get easily bored”

“We seemed to be trapped in an episode of One Life To Waste. It's all very dull.”

“Take off your shirt.”

“We are special, unusual, unique people. That means that we must be bold and proud, but also careful. Don’t think you have so much to prove that it makes you foolish.”

“Come on guys, you cant fight like this forever”

“The Lord is my shepherd. I shall not want for nothing. He makes me lie down in the green pastures. He greases up my head with oil. He gives me kung-fu in the face of my enemies. Amen”

“Sometimes losing a pet is more painful than losing a human because in the case of the pet, you were not pretending to love it.”

“Coach Hedge came pounding up the stairs with Hazel at his hooves.”

“Hey, yummy leather guy? Can you hear me? (Amanda)”

“So please, oh please, we beg, we pray,”

“There are hardly any excesses of the most crazed psychopath that cannot easily be duplicated by a normal kindly family man who just comes in to work every day and has a job to do.”