Humor Quote by Cassandra Clare — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“So--what's it like, being a vampire?”

“You didn't have to come after me.”

“Fire wants to burn”

“Jesus!" Luke exclaimed.”

“Sebastian just smiled. “I could hear your heart beating,” he said softly. “When you were watching me with Valentine. Did it bother you?”

“I adore Wilkie Collins,” Tessa cried. “Oh—Armadale! And The Woman in White …”

“You told me I was the best sex you'd ever had in your life...You couldn't get enough...At one point you were so loud I thought sure hotel security was going to beat down the door.”

“Welsh is an actual, currently used language and our next-door neighbors Angela and Gaenor spoke it. It sounds like Wizard.”

“I commend my soul to any god that can find it.”

“You humans, always eating. I'll make you soup. You can eat it while you keep working." Myrnin set aside his book and walked into the back of the lab.”

“Gordon Edgley's sudden death came as a shock to everyone - not least himself. One moment he was in his study, seven words into the twenty-fifth sentence of the final chapter of his new book,”

“Half of seeming clever is keeping your mouth shut at the right times.”