Humor Quote by Rick Riordan — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Everyone thinks you've been kidnapped," he said. "We've been scouring the ship. When Coach Hedge finds out- oh, gods, you've been here all night?”

“I turned to Dionysus. "You cured him?”

“Right," she said, "We're going to the Land of the Dead and I shouldn't think negative.”

“You deal with mythological stuff for a few years, you learn that paradises are usually places where you get killed.”

“Fear can’t be reasoned with. Neither can hate. They’re like love. They’re almost identical emotions. That’s why Ares and Aphrodite like each other. Their twin sons – Fear and Panic – were spawned from both war and love.”

“Poison!" Grover yelped. "Don't let those things touch you or...”

“Photons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic.”

“I didn't know a van could go up on two wheels like that, for so long." -Nudge”

“We are Nephilim; we fight our own battles.”

“I am a man, and men do not drink pink drinks. Now, be gone, woman, and fetch me something brown." Jace said.”

“It's my turn to see you through,' she whispers, coming back to me and wrapping me in her blanket as I lose my shit all over again. She holds me until I recover my Y chromosome.”

“An elite confederacy of nerds. My peeps”