Humor Quote by George Burns — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Money is the root of all evil.' Then we hear, 'A fool and his money are soon parted.' What are they talking about? If money is so evil, shouldn't it be, 'A wise man and his money are soon parted'? And another thing, how does a fool get money in the first place? I know some fools who have a lot of money, but they won't tell me how they got it, and I won't tell them.”

“Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.”

“When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.”

“His gaze slid over me like a veil of fire. He could ignite my deepest desires with a single glance. I decided right then and there no more reading romance novels by candelight.”

“It's lovely. If only you could frost someone to death.”

“Harry," Bob drawled, his eye lights flickering smugly, "what you know about women, I could juggle.”

“The first time you see something that you have never seen before, you almost always know right away if you should eat it or run away from it.”

“His arms went round my waist. He had a big grin, full of teeth like stars. "You saying you're the jealous sort,Scar?”

“I thought you said you were the one in charge!" Ce'Nedra exclaimed.”