Humor Quote by Stephen King — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“A person can go along quite awhile if they get a good day every once and again.”

“You're dead, George. You just don't have the sense to lie down.”

“Kill you all!" The clown was laughing and screaming. "Try to stop me and I'll kill you all! Drive you crazy and then kill you all! You can't stop me!”

“As with all other aspects of the narrative art, you will improve with practice, but practice will never make you perfect. Why should it? What fun would that be?”

“That wasn't any act of God. That was an act of pure human fuckery.”

“Fault always lies in the same place: with him weak enough to lay blame.”

“In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.”

“See? This is why I'm not religious. I couldn't possibly keep my mouth shut long enough to get along with everyone else.”

“The wolf said, "You know, my dear, it isn't safe for a little girl to walk through these woods alone.”

“They don't fit you?" V asked his roommate.”

“You're alive!" Percy said to the others. "The giants said you were captured. What happened?”

“He that is good for making excuses is seldom good for anything else.”