Humor Quote by Robert A. Heinlein — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“A desire not to butt into other people's business is at least eighty percent of all human wisdom.”

“Women talk when they want to. Or don't.”

“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”

“If God existed (a question concerning which Jubal maintained a meticulous intellectual neutrality) and if He desired to be worshiped (a proposition which Jubal found inherently improbable but conceivably possible in the dim light of his own ignorance), then (stipulating affirmatively both the above) it nevertheless seemed wildly unlikely to Jubal to the point of reductio ad absurdum that a God potent to shape galaxies would be titillated and swayed by the whoop-te-do nonsense the Fosterites offered Him as "worship.”

“That God is in truth the sort of bloodthirsty paranoid Who would rend to bits forty-two children for the crime of sassing one of his priests. Don't ask me about the Front Office's policies; I just work here.”

“Stairs," Valkyrie said, disappointed.”

“I'm too young, too smart and too good-looking to die.”

“The downside of my celebrity is that I cannot go anywhere in the world without being recognized. It is not enough for me to wear dark sunglasses and a wig. The wheelchair gives me away.”

“I wouldn't marry Giddon to save my life," Katsa said. "Not even to save yours.”

“Christmas crept into Pine Cove like a creeping Christmas thing: dragging garland, ribbon, and sleigh bells, oozing eggnog, reeking of pine, and threatening festive doom like a cold sore under the mistletoe.”

“You mean other than the wings? I once ate nine snicker bars in a row without barfing. It was a record.”