Humor Quote by Erma Bombeck — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.”

“Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. It's unbridled, its unplanned, it's full of suprises.”

“When God Created Mothers”

“Housework can kill you if done right.”

“Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy.”

“Everyone is guilty at one time or another of throwing out questions that beg to be ignored, but mothers seem to have a market on the supply. "Do you want a spanking or do you want to go to bed?" Don't you want to save some of the pizza for your brother?" Wasn't there any change?”

“Blackjack," Percy said, "this is Piper and Jason. They're friends.”

“I'm looking into my past lives. I'm convinced some of them still owe me money.”

“Did you get notes for me?”

“How would you feel about sharing your bed?" she asked.”

“You have something on your neck.”

“Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy.”